Monday, June 20, 2011

Tips for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Nothing shuts off the faucet that is my bleeding progressive heart faster than sending my bullshit meter into hyperdrive.

So if you're going to call around to different churches and try to scam them out of money, you should really keep track of who you have called and what you have asked them for. Because when you call the same church twice in the same day, and give the exact same backstory but ask for completely different things, and the second call in no way acknowledges the first, I'm pretty sure you're not going to use the money for what you claim to need it for.

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