"Well, today certainly wasn't the outing that [insert random Twin's name here] was hoping for. . ."
Oh my beloved Twinkies, in case you haven't noticed, we are in last place in the AL Central, and almost in last place in the whole stinking MLB. Kansas City is ahead of us right now, fellas. Kansas. City.
But let's not dwell on the negative. I'm here to make you a deal: you can have this slump now, and I will even quit complaining about it, as long as it's the only slump you will have this season. Agreed?
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