Monday, December 20, 2010

Hey Look It's Snowing

Again.


Somehow I missed the memo that we were supposed to get another 4-8 inches today.


I'm also beginning to think I missed the memo about the White Witch re-taking control of Narnia. . .


Tonight's football game just gets more and more interesting. At least 4-8 inches of snow ought to cushion the Vikings' falls onto the hard tundra that is currently TCF Bank field.


I have also decided that everybody's annoying and dangerous driving habits are at least 10 times more annoying and 100 times more dangerous when there is snow on the road. I've got news for you, people: four wheel drive does not make you immune to the laws of physics nor does it exempt you from the idiot tax.

So to everybody who talks on their cell phone while they drive, or follows too close, or drives in snow without headlights on, or weaves in and out of traffic, or goes too fast for the conditions, or changes lanes without use of a blinker, or cuts across multiple lanes of traffic upon entering a roadway, or runs a red light, or can't be bothered to clear all the snow off their car before they start driving around: knock it off!

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